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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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Omahjood

When your drunk and you can’t say oh may god and saying Omahjood is just more FABULOUS.
Drunk guy : Omahjood that’s so cute
Person 1: yass omahjood
by Daisie November 24, 2018
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omaha stylee

A song by the fuckin kick ass band 311 expressing their love from the city they come from. This song kicks fuckin ass yo. 311 rocks!
"Omaha stylee did not think there was one
Where you know the radios weak and the shows are more fun
But you know we fuck up the dance since 1988
Many did not think when they hear that we come from this state"
by Carlton Dickerson July 26, 2006
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Omaha

Most people think it's a cornfield, but Omaha is the economy hub of the Midwest. Omaha houses multiple billionaires including Warren Buffett, the second richest man in the world valued at $66.7 billion in 2016. Omaha has the most billionaires per capita in the United States. Omaha also is a big city, with venues such as TD Ameritrade Park (Home of the College World Series) and many fine eateries. The city also has old architecture and even ghetto neighborhoods.
Omaha houses some of the finest modern architecture, and is constantly expanding and modernizing.

Peyton Manning loves to shout Omaha.
by Psedoudnym June 25, 2016
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east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.
That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.
by knowman March 30, 2008
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east omaha tags

Home made paper in transit tags that are used to avoid paying to register a car. The date on the tags is changed from time to time in an attempt to make them appear legal. Real plates taken off a junk car or from the junkyard. Used to avoid getting required liability insurance.
Bob should change his east omaha tags they're turning yellow. I got busted because the car I was driving had east omaha tags, and it wasn't my car. Dave got nailed for east omaha tags, and no insurance.
by knowman March 12, 2008
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omfaye

Berb;
A combination of 'omfg' and 'ayee', conveying annoyance or anger, but with more 'aye'.
Omfaye you screwed my sister!
by SquidGiraffe June 23, 2014
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