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oldham

Place where i was born but now live in shaw. its part of Greater Manchester. Oldham is also the birthplace of Michelle Marsh (a fine ass glamour model who is well known and is often seen with Lucy Pinder in mens magazines).
sum1:damn u see that riot in oldham on the newz?
me: nah but i heard it was krazy as hell.
by PIRU_Kid March 27, 2008
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oldhamabad

renaming of oldham for the same reasons that bradford is also known as bradistan
lets go to oldhamabad we can get a curry there and mugged.
by blah blah blah blah x10 September 8, 2006
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North Oldham high school

I tried my first vape at a football game
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Oldham

A town in Greater Manchester. 99% chav. Has a few Michelin Star restaurants known as McDonalds and Subway. Walking around alone at night will result in you being battered for your purse/wallet/mobile/anything that can be sold in a pawn shop or on a carboot sale. "Spindles" is the local shopping center. Has some well known shops, Poundland may be the best quality one. The school's in the area are sub-standard. Children can learn the correct use of the term 'init'. Anyone who waits until the legal age to have sex is stoned to death and teenagers collect offspring.
Person a) Kelly's pregant again init.
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*
by BellaFlowers April 6, 2009
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Oldham

Words will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a sunami of chavness and thus a cultural wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.
Q. How do you know a girl from Oldham is having an orgasm?

A. She drops her chips.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 1, 2006
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South Oldham Middle School

Hot hell we hate it here The definition of stress and extreme amounts of homework. When you arrive you immediately want to yell, “what the fuck is this dumbassery?” Where juuling in class is a must, and everyone hates everyone. We hope you make it out
“Oh god I can tell she is from South Oldham Middle School. Can you see the detrimental under eye bags that clearly show her 98 hours of homework?”
by yeetyeetineedsleep March 13, 2019
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ONNHA

Oh No Not Her Again.....
My user name is ONNHA

This is a good user name/log in name - use it when you know you are going to show yourself up for the idiot that you are.....
by Oh No Not Her Again December 9, 2008
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