Olmsted Falls

a place you don't want to move to. new kids beware. you have to be pretty damn tough to go here. this is a place where girls never let you be drama free, guys think they're too cool to pull their pants up, and everyone ends up a backstabber. more than 50% of the teenage population are always high. the other % is either a brainiac, weird, or athletic. Basically, its the crappiest place alive

Dude, my best friend just moved to "Olmsted Falls" , she's gonna get eaten alive!

by Rawrdinosaurgirl December 20, 2010

Olmsted Falls

Olmsted Falls is a small town in Ohio where everyone thinks they're the shit. Girls spray tan themselves until they look like an oompa loompa (these girls are very commonly known as the orange girls, creative, huh?), and guys sag their pants so much that their pants actually fall down when they walk. A lot of the guys end up being lying douche bags and friends that you have had for years end up stabbing you in the back. All over, a horrible place to live. Oh, and if you're not popular in Olmsted Falls you may as well just move the hell away cause your life will probably be shit.

1. hey look, the orange girls. what an irregular happening at Olmsted Falls, huh?

2. guy one:hey look, our school won another award for being awesome.

guy two: hey look, another fight.

by olmstedchick March 5, 2011

Wyatt c. Olmstead

A dumb fuck who keeps trying to sit on the fucking couch when nobody want shim to sit the couch. Her very upsetting an he won't shit the fuck up about his girlfriend namer spring or something like like that

Ewww it's a Wyatt C. olmstead

by tcmtFishy July 12, 2022

North Olmsted Middle School

kinda no lie annoying school, lots of drama, drugs, and other things that 6-8th graders shouldn't be exposed too. not a good experience ngl

north olmsted middle school is stupid

by thatsrealll October 15, 2019

Ethan Olmsted

the nicest kid ever. he is a real bully sometimes but makes up for it with his niceness and sweetness. loved by most and he doesn’t even realize it, or maybe he does?? he’s the best and honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet.

Me: Omg guys did you hear about Ethan Olmsted?
Person: No what who is that
Me: The coolest dude 😎

by unknown person :)) July 8, 2021

Olmsted Falls High School

It’s honestly not that bad. The people who wrote the other definitions are just negative peices of shit who literally do nothing but complain about how bad school is and choose to hang out with terribly toxic friends . They also don’t do any work and then complain about how hard school is. The school system isn’t bad at all. So honestly if you have a positive outlook actually try and don’t have shitty friends you’ll be fine.

Vape bro: dude my dads so pissed I have an F in Bio like fuck you Mrs.G what the hell

Decent person: haha yeah the homework last week was pretty light though.
Vape bro: hahaha omg fuck that I literally don’t do hw or study for this class lmao

Bitch: omg I hate my life my teacher dress coded me because she could see my nipple I’m gonna kill my self

Friend: I have suicidal thoughts I feel like people are so insensitive

Bitch: OMG HOW COULD THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE LIKE WHO JOKES ABOUT SUICIDE

Olmsted Falls High School

by Mollypenis September 4, 2018

olmst

A verb meaning to molest with one's feet. Past tense: olmsted

Friend 1: I'm going to olmst you at this rate.
Friend 2: Ooo. *eyebrows raises*


I don't know why, but when I olmsted her she just jumped up and ran out.

by Felic January 5, 2009