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5 year olds

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
by 6th Grader Teacher April 7, 2020
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4 Year Olds

YUMMY...... 4 YEAR OLDS
by Class109 October 29, 2022
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Horny 10-year olds

A majority of the people at this site, who like to type in dirty definitions.
Also see loser.
by Shady51 March 23, 2004
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13-year-olds

Person 1:Hey Ethan do you know any 13-year-olds?
Ethan: yeah
Person 1: who?
Ethan: My girlfriend, Danielle cohn
by svblesiv November 25, 2019
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Eight Year Olds, Dude

1. a quote made popular by John Turturro's character "The Jesus" in The Big Lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you're talking about
1. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight year olds, Dude.

2.
Wife: Where have you been Frank?
Frank: Eight Year olds, dude
Wife: whatever you say dear

Jeff Bridges: How've you been man?
Frank: Eight year olds, dude
Jeff Bridges: fuckin aye!
by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 27, 2010
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Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.
Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"
by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018
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Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".
Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...
by DragonQ March 17, 2004
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