by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011
Get the Chopped-Offmug. when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
by Earl G. October 25, 2004
Get the chop off poomug. by DickLover250 October 3, 2020
Get the chop off dick decembermug. An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
Get the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug. by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019
Get the Off my chopsmug. a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
by bwebe August 31, 2016
Get the chopped off dickmug. Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"
by empresshearts June 3, 2016
Get the Freezing me chops offmug.