October 28th

The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.

"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."

This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.

by Wackmen2002 October 28, 2022

October 28th

National send nudes day , on October 28,your significant other has to send u nudes.

Ay, yo it's October 28th send nudes.

by Eatdatpussy499 October 28, 2020

october 28th

national beat the living shit out of ur most annoying friend day

alyssa: omg it’s october 28th!!
jackson: what does that mean?
allysa beats the fucking shit out of jackson and breaks his anal glands

by milfluvr420 October 27, 2021

October 28th

Give Axelia money day.
On this day you give the lovley @axeliaxx money)

Axelia: Money now!!!!
Lemonz: WHAT WHY!!
Axelia: It's October 28th dumbass
Lemonz: Oh *gives life savings*

by Mxvoidfall October 21, 2022

October 28th

National Fly to Massachusetts and Suck Billy’s Dick Day.

Oh god it’s october 28th, time to fly to massachusetts and slob on his dick.

by bigppguy6969 October 27, 2020

October 28th

tell your crush that you like their hair and stupid green hat day

“oh it’s october 28th! i gotta tell stupid qtip boy that i like his hat”

by ddahduwjsbdusb October 27, 2021

October 28th

Ok this day you assault everyone you are friends with names start with m

Person 1 hi max it’s the 28th gonna beat the shit out of you in October 28th

by Ryjoajsjsns October 28, 2021