It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."

"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026

ocean spray

When a female orgasms in your face, with a large splash, symbolizing a spray from the ocean blue.

I was eating out my girl last night, and she packed a massive ocean spray! my Right eye is KILLING me!

by Benny G. March 12, 2008

Underwater Ocean Swim

Underwater Ocean Swim basically means to drown in the ocean because well, you're swimming Underwater for a while and well then you drown.

"I'm gonna go commit Underwater Ocean Swim now"

by ShatteredLily April 6, 2019

Ocean Splash

To Ocean Splash; A double circular motion where one uses one hand to masturbate and the other to dry there eyes whilst crying, resulting in a large splash, much like the ocean.

Many performed the ocean splash after the departure of Jose Mourinho

by 1905mg July 20, 2009

Ocean Surprise

The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both northern and southern California.

Did you hear? Andy got an Ocean Surprise last night.

by skizzinator January 11, 2009

ocean sauce

What makes up 71% of the Earth's Crust.

You can't drink ocean sauce what you want is river sauce.

by Cheezer272 May 31, 2018

Admiral of the Ocean Sea

Noun (naval terminology): the universally supreme naval rank, awarded historically only to one seaman (Christopher Columbus) jointly by HRM Ferdinand and HRM Isabella of Spain, in recognition of his achievement in successfully navigating the Atlantic Ocean westward and (presumed at the time) the discovery of a shorter, less hazardous, and less expensive trading route to India from Europe.

"Upon his return from his first voyage to America, Christopher Columbus received the rank and title of "Admiral of the Ocean Sea" from Ferdinand and Isabella,
which rank he holds in perpetuity."

by speedog May 2, 2010