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Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.
Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.
by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020
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Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh

Beta Theta Pi at the University of Wisconsin-Oshkosh (UW Zero) is the Zeta Zeta chapter of the national fraternity Beta Theta Pi. Founded in Oxford, Ohio in 1839.

The Zeta Zeta chapter has been long known for there donations to various local organizations, holding high ranking positions in the UW-Oshkosh student government including presidents and vice presidents of OSA and for being a bunch of kick ass guys.

Just hang out with the guys for one night and you'll see what I mean. The hottest chicks are on their jocks and getting laid isn't a problem if you are a Beta in Oshkosh. The are truly a gentleman's fraternity both on and off campus and the ladies see this.

During the early years of the chapter in Oshkosh, many women fell victim to broken hearts with the Beta Boys. Many wanted them so bad and couldn't have them they had to join a sorority just to prove how much they wanted to be with them. There were certain gentlemen who would have the time and energy to accompany multiple women at the same time. This is a common thing if you are a Beta in Oshkosh and the ladies don't seem to mind sharing. It just goes to show you how great of an organization they are with some of the most outstanding men on campus.
"Dude, the Betas are throwing another free beer bash, let's go", Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh Rules!

"I wish I was a Beta Theta Pi in Oshkosh, my girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of them".

"If Beta wouldn't have passed me up on bid night, I would have never become a Sigma Pi and I would have quit smoking meth". If I could do it all over again, Beta Theta Pi Oshkosh is the way to go.

"Go Beta or Go Home"

"The Beta House is the definition of brotherhood" from a Kappa Sig in Oshkosh.

"If I can't become a Beta next year when I'm a freshman, I'm going to drop out of school and try to get a job delivering mail to their house so I can get inside once and a while".
by Wooglin March 21, 2008
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osh kosh magosh

a saying used to state that you want to go and get hammered drunk and make bad decisions.
OSH KOSH MAGOSH JOSH!
by twinkle toes johnson July 29, 2009
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Osh Kosh B'Gosh

The act of attempting to fingerblast a member of the female gender, and being denied due to prudence. In an act of desperation and pride as he would not be denied his fun, the male member proceeds to attempt to pleasure the female through the pair of jeans that she is wearing. Possible side effects include: abnormally large blisters on the fingers used that resemble tumors, elbowing your friend, extreme perspiration, and shame.
Marc gave Christina the now infamous Osh Kosh B'Gosh in Chris' basement, while under a blanket, as everyone was attempting to watch a movie. This resulted in Mike being repeatedly elbowed by Marc, which led to Mike exposing the Osh Kosh B'Gosh in progress. The next day, Marc was spotted with an incredibly large growth on his right pointer finger, with turned out to be a blister.
by jeff powers bottom January 3, 2010
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osh kosh

The most stupid moron that will ever walk on Earth and is dookey cheeks at basketball, and he can not even spell michael jordan
osh kosh is so dumb he needs to get his head out of his crack.
by poveys the man June 5, 2008
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