orifice

1. A hole such as the mouth, eye socket, anus, vagina, nostrils, and ear holes.

Blood was leaking out of my every orifice...

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

pseudo-orifice

Any space between things that feels like kind of like an orifice, such as the armpits or even behind the knees.

Lube up the pseudo-orifices and we can all join in!

by sudo name December 12, 2010

back orifice

aka RAT (Remote Access Trojan).
The worst type of virus you can get.

Aww fuck I got the Back Orifice...now I have to buy a whole new damn hardrive.

by bobby de niro August 29, 2004

MS Orifice

Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

by Scancat February 4, 2010

Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009

back orifice

Program used by cDc to h4x0r pplz b0x3z

My box was bent over the table by Back Orifice

by Shiv October 8, 2003