Southern Ontario

Anyone from Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton, Vaughan, Markham, Windsor, Kitchener, Barrie or the surrounding areas that have no idea the rest of Ontario even exists.

Wait a minute, I thought Ontario = Toronto?!!
- person from southern ontario

by watrulookingm8 November 2, 2020

Newcastle Ontario

A small hick town in the middle of the boonies. 45 minutes from Toronto. Best thing in town is Tim Hortons. Or getting high.

Newcastle Ontario is locals only.

by bigtittylady May 25, 2011

Orangeville Ontario

A small town filled with dbags from the GTA & hicks who were aholes to begin with. It's literally a high school everywhere you go, too many high school dropouts on welfare who gossip about the successful people. Residents call themselves Orangevillans who can't seem mind their own business & spend their welfare checks on truck parts or weed. Too many hoes & "tough guy" wannabes in their lifted pickup truck. Pretty much sums up this craphole of a town

That dbag can't seem to stick his nose where it doesn't belong, must be from Orangeville Ontario

by Adam90 June 1, 2018

Sarnia, Ontario

That one place nobody knows.

Sam: What's Sarnia, Ontario
Tyler: Who knows

by BoiDafaqqq April 27, 2017

Cambridge Ontario

noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge

A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.

"Yo man i gotta reach Cambridge Ontario for some blow."

by xChantalx December 9, 2008

guelph ontario

Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.

guelph ontario lesbians not hot but butch

by Colon the 3rd October 11, 2013

London, Ontario

A place to give up hope.

Here in London, Ontario, it is still snowing on the third day of April.

by treebranch543 April 21, 2011