HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 13, 2010

par 2 on the back 9

A redneck reference to anal sex. Par 2 as in the hole or anus, back 9 as in the course or ass.

Katie has a great course. I really like the par 2 on the back 9.

by The Rabot April 22, 2007

boobs on the back

When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.

I'm getting a haircut during lunch today. Hope I get Jessica today for
boobs on the back again.

by DJ Indicium May 24, 2016

rubber ducky on the back

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.

Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!

by Thebomb3795 February 7, 2018

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

by hels bels July 21, 2006

Pat on the back

"Pat on a back"- Backhanded compliment from Patrick. Disingenuous comment made towards people Patrick finds threatening. Unlike compliment "Pat on the back" is not meant to please receiver. "Pat on the back"should always be taken as an insult.

"I Didn't Expect You To Do So Well — Congratulations!, That is such a Pat On The Back Patrick!

by Zong_Zuzia August 18, 2019