OMD

Obsessive
Man
Disorder

Man 1: Are you gay?
Man 2: Are you suggesting I have OMD?

by froderick1234 June 8, 2007

omds

oh my days
another way of sayin oh my god or oh my gosh

::omds dat boy looks bum

by 328941 November 20, 2003

omd

accronym for oh my dayz/oh my days

nothing special, just another version of omg

omd what happened to that guys face

by prince a.j. December 7, 2006

omd

The French counterpart of OMG, omd is internet slang for O Mon Dieu.

OMD, avez-vous vu ce qu'elle a porté aujourd'hui?

by Cliff Whitty June 10, 2007

OmD

oh my days

Me: tom i got a serious question
Tom:what?
Me: do you have a map?
Tom: yes why?
Me:because you have been running through my mind all day
Tom: omd

by cypher1100 March 25, 2010

omd

New York slang for:

1) "on my dick" -When someone is constantly bothering you or making a big deal out of something you said or did they are on your dick.

2) "off my dick"- When someone is on your dick you tell them to get off. Or in other words, to stop bothering you.

1) Ronaldo: Yeoooo, WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEE!!

Bobby: Why you always on my dick (OMD), you cunt?
2) Carl: Ewww wtf , you write like a kindergartner!

Bobby: Get off my dick (OMD) nigga.

by Wavy.am May 29, 2018

Omd

Omd stands for on my dick not oh my days.

Josh: Yo Fred I got another girl omd. Fred: Are you sure it's not just your mom again? Josh: Uhhh..

by FloppyPancake November 24, 2019