October 18th

National simp day
My boyfriend Gareth was born on this day and he is also a simp so it is now national simp day ....love you bubs

Me:“ hey you were born on October 18th? “
Gareth: “yea”
Me:“Ha you simp”
Gareth: “ I may be a simp but only for you “

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October 17th is national hug a girl day. You must hug any girl. Go out there and start hugging girls cause it’s October 18th

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October 18th is now Drink shampoo day! Head off to the store and buy you a nice bottle of Pantene shampoo and drink it!

Micheal: yo today’s October 18th, you know what that means
jake: aw hell yea, I brought an extra bottle of Pantene if you want it!

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October 18th is national bring an unmarked can from your pantry to school day and yeet it down the stairs at the disabled kid

Hey guys you know what day it is grab your cans and make the vegetables it more of a vegetable on October 18th

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National have threesome with Magnus and Didrik day.
Wax your vaginas and get ready for October 18th baby!

You know what day it is?
Yeah, it’s October 18th.
You know what that means?
Frick yeah, i’m so pumped!

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Guy 1: You know today is October 18th right?
Guy 2: yeah I know im gonna ask her at lunch today.

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Reilly and Gracie’s birthday mother fuckers!

It’s October 18th, it’s Reilly and Gracie’s birthday bitches

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