Nutt job

A sexual act in which someone uses there own semen (nutt) as lubricant and give another person a handjob with the semen

I just got a nutt job from josh yesterday

by Skidbubs_ March 9, 2018

nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.

Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009

Nutt sack

(vt). To reject and demonise one who, when asked, offers scientific advice contrary to the agenda of the PTB (govt, industry). Commonplace in oppressive/fundamentalist regimes such as UK, USA, etc. From Professor David Nutt's sacking in November 2009.

"I gave them the report they asked for, but they Nutt sacked me! Now I have to move to Bolivia and find alternative work"

by de1edqwxds November 1, 2009

Numb nutts

Some one who is stupidly thick, so thick they wouldn't feel anyone kicking them in the nutts.

That was well stupid, what a Numb nutts.

by Rockingjonathan1979 March 30, 2010

nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm

hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off

by t0tianna July 27, 2010

mutts nutts

United Kingdom:
Polite version of "Dogs Bollocks" meaning very good.

This is the mutts nuts!

by spac February 5, 2003

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009