nutcrackering

The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.

Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!

by Captain James T. Chez January 11, 2015

nutcracking

The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.

Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!

by Twin D-hoo June 02, 2010

nutcracker

A tough woman who, when provoked, will literally crack your nuts.

Oh boy, don't mess with Hilary, she's a nutcracker!

by p3214 May 25, 2009

nutcracker

when somebody squishes your nuts so hard they just pop

Jenna did nutcracker to Alex, he is now suffering for rest of his life

by LunarBerries June 21, 2023

nutcracker

to be kicked in the junk at tremendous force. causing the recipient to bend over double

if you were losing in a fight and you thought you were gonna not make it out you would give the other guy a nutcracker

by chadsexington4 October 04, 2006

nutcrack

A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.

Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.

by Sylvia/Shaun May 14, 2008

nutcracker

Two girls at once. one licking your nuts and the other licking your crack! At least that is what my priest said it was.

Boy, that nutcracker left me drained and both girls washing their faces.

by jonboy absolute February 11, 2012