Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 9, 2014

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 5, 2019

Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019

Numb Nut

a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.

We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.

by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

Numb nut

Used from coco melon a show for baby’s or autistic poepile meaning cute or looking like a snack

You numb nut get over here and let me eat you PUSSSY

by Mdervich June 11, 2022

no worries, numb nuts

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008