November 28

November 28 is national eat a sausage day

"Hey what's today?" "It's November 28 which is national eat a sausage day." Sausage for everyone!!

by Sister Sally Is My Mom October 19, 2019

November 28

Since the previous day was “beat a furry day” it’s beat a homophobe day today to get revenge on those bitches 🤪

Furry 1: hey furry 2 let’s go beat those homophobes since it’s November 28 for attempting to beat us up
Furry 2: ok!!!

by Iholdminisformyteamk September 21, 2021

November 28

National give your closest guy friend head day. A special day of the year when it’s perfectly appropriate for you to give your best guy friend head and it not be weird OR be talked about ever again after the day unless it’s on the day.

“Hey guess what today is”
“November 28??”

“No silly! It’s National give your closest guy friend head day!”
(Applies to straight people if they’re straight, applies to gay people if they’re gay)

by Nardseater November 28, 2020

November 28

The day the baddest, thickest, most gorgeous person is born. All the boys think he or she is fine af. And will steal anyone’s mans in a heart beat. If they are your friend better keep the cause they will eat a bitch up for you. PERIOD!

Guy 1: dang she is fine af
Guy 2: she probably was born November 28
Guy 1: dang her birthday party got everybody failing NNN

by Thickest bitch ever November 10, 2019

November 28

Ask out your crush day!!!

November 28 !!!

Ask out your crush don’t be scared to do it!!

by Xxxbigdaddyjr November 27, 2019

November 28

THANKSGIVING IN THE YEAR 2019

“I’m going to get fat on November 28th”

by Lys <3 November 25, 2019

November 28

NATIONAL lick a neck Day it’s a day were you lick anyone’s neck and it doesn’t count as cheating on you bae

I liked Blake’s neck an now he’s wet and said “happy national lick neck day !!” And he just said “huh???” So I told him “ November 28th is National lick neck day!!”

by National day maker November 28, 2018