november 28 

The day when the most impressive, awesome and intelligent people are born.

I was born on november 29 but man, november 28 would be way cooler.

november 28 by Disposableman.123321 October 15, 2019

November 28 

National bully your British or Canadian Friend day

“Hey man why’d you kidnap my son?”
“Sorry dude, you know it’s November 28”
“Oh yeah, my bad”

November 28 by Josephmother787 November 17, 2020

November 28 

November 28 is national eat a sausage day

"Hey what's today?" "It's November 28 which is national eat a sausage day." Sausage for everyone!!

November 28 by Sister Sally Is My Mom October 19, 2019

November 28 

Since the previous day was “beat a furry day” it’s beat a homophobe day today to get revenge on those bitches 🤪

Furry 1: hey furry 2 let’s go beat those homophobes since it’s November 28 for attempting to beat us up
Furry 2: ok!!!

November 28 by Iholdminisformyteamk September 21, 2021

November 28 

National give your closest guy friend head day. A special day of the year when it’s perfectly appropriate for you to give your best guy friend head and it not be weird OR be talked about ever again after the day unless it’s on the day.

“Hey guess what today is”
“November 28??”

“No silly! It’s National give your closest guy friend head day!”
(Applies to straight people if they’re straight, applies to gay people if they’re gay)

November 28 by Nardseater November 28, 2020

November 28 

The day the baddest, thickest, most gorgeous person is born. All the boys think he or she is fine af. And will steal anyone’s mans in a heart beat. If they are your friend better keep the cause they will eat a bitch up for you. PERIOD!

Guy 1: dang she is fine af
Guy 2: she probably was born November 28
Guy 1: dang her birthday party got everybody failing NNN

November 28 by Thickest bitch ever November 10, 2019

November 28 

Ask out your crush day!!!

November 28 !!!

Ask out your crush don’t be scared to do it!!

November 28 by Xxxbigdaddyjr November 27, 2019