nouveau vegetarian

one who decides to go vegetarian and becomes a bit too pretentious about it.

oh, he's a nouveau vegetarian. just turned last week and is already turning his nose up at all things carnivore.

by kds818 January 9, 2010

nouveau sex

an overinflated opinion of ones sexual prowess based on the newfound confidence of a late bloomer, lacking the experience or finesse.

dave: he spent the night telling us how it was only worth going out if he was going to get laid.
mark: he's soo nouveau sex

by planman September 15, 2010

nouveau skank

Of and or pertaining to a modern, trendy behavior which is both filthy and sexually lenient in some way. May have some potential artistic merit in an ironic sense.

That Britney Spears, she's become such a mess. She is truly the epitome of "nouveau skank".

by Nedo March 7, 2009

Croix Nouveau

The Franglais form of New Cross, a hopelessly bleak area of London.

Come with me, ma cherie, accompany me at once to my little pied à terre just outside Paris.
But this is Elephant and Castle; Eurostar doesn't leave from here. And I can't enter France without my passport.
Who said anything about France?
Where is your place, exactly?
Croix Nouveau, naturellement, ma petite poulette!

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 12, 2005

Nouveau-Chav

Definition: upwardly mobile chav camouflaged in their urban habitat, most notably upper working class and middle class estates, usually by boycotting bling and taking their offspring to after school activities following homework. Their chav origins are exposed when they are called to defend their human rights, often loudly proclaiming about the 'civil injustice', for something like preserving their children's freedom of expression to be bullies if they so wish it.

How do you make a Nouveau-Chav angry? Call them a chav as they won't know what nouveau means.

by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017

Nouveau Irrelevare

A passing fad, interest, trend or person that had its day and will be quickly and quietly forgotten.

With any luck, this Psy character will go the way of the dodo and Ricky Martin, and join the ranks of the Nouveau Irrelevare.

by LordBeavis April 17, 2013

nouveau virgin

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").

Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"

by bashaus August 30, 2016