north korean

1. an adjective used to describe that something is related to North Korea (Democratic People's Republic of Korea).
2. an adjective used to describe, that something is very autocratic, fascistic, totalitarian, militaristic, irrationally organized, orwellian, communistic, close-minded and/or ridiculously hard penalized. Used to criticize a certain behavior, attitude or rule/ruling.

Kim Jong-Il is the north korean leader.

I hate your north korean attitude, mother!

by Neozoen May 5, 2011

The North Korean mudslide

It's where you drink half a cup of laxative before sex during which you crouch over your partner's face and say "here comes the pain in Korean as you shit all over your partner's face.

please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.

Kris:So rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine's day?
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting

by Antonio Sabato Jr. February 17, 2008

North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

North Korean Snot Rocket

When you sneeze and snot explodes all over your face, onto your clothes, or wherever your mucus filled warhead happens to be facing.

"Dude, I launched a North Korean Snot Rocket all over my new jacket during fourth period and that shit's dry-clean only"

by Squeeeps April 19, 2016

North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010

North Korean Red Rocket

when a preverted asian rubs around a dogs penis area and gives the dog a red rocket

Chin Wang was feeling horny so he gave his dog a north korean red rocket

by Chin Wang December 9, 2008

North Korean steamer

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country

Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it

by Korea steamer May 31, 2018