nortons

1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs

wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?

by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

narmonster

a vagina with teeth

look at her narmonster!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

normond

A fucking twat

I met a Normond today; what a fucking twat!

by NotAFuckingNormond April 22, 2014

nortons

Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**

"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."

by Cave Cat October 30, 2006

Gi-normous

something huge

That building was Gi-normous

by Jennings September 30, 2003

normosexual

Adopting sexual behaviour in a normal, not perverse, way; heterosexual.

Most of the people in the world are normosexual.

by uttam maharjan July 3, 2010

Normon

To become a normon, one must first be a mormon missionary. Mormon missionaries are know for going door to door and preaching the news of Joseph Smith. Some people believe the missionaries are messing with people so they have decided to mess with them back. They will let the missionaries into their home and listen a little bit to their message, then will excuse themselves and go to the kitchen, then will grab a glass of milk and take off their pants and underwear, they then will go back into the room with the missionaries with only a shirt on and holding a glass of milk and then seat down as if nothing is out of the norm. The mormons then have be turned into normons from that point on. Males and/or females can turn a mormon into a normon. It can be doubled teamed as couples also.

Dude, I laughed my ass out when I heard about those mormon missionaries being turned into normons.

Those normons will think twice before they enter into a unknown home again.

Kyle, you just missed it, I just turned two mormon into normons like 5 minutes ago.

by Not a normon July 18, 2010