Noobishactz

n. Used to describe the condition of one's pwnage.

"Your noobishactz were l337, Billy!"

by D.Mai January 28, 2005

noobchat

The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.

Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0

This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;

by Melvin the Deranged Psychopath May 13, 2005

noobskank

A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.

Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"

by Koby D January 11, 2009

Noobshaft

A total dickhead with no soul. An utter idiot.

Danny is a noobshaft.

by angeldancer March 17, 2008

NOOBSLUNT

A person who likes to act stupid and sluntacious... but who is really the nicest person you could wish to meet once you get to know them.

1. That Erica is such an annoying Noobslunt....she comes in the room acting like a real noobslunt...everybody who meets Erica thinks she's a crackpot but she's harmless enough in a nonsensical way.

2. Thats ok...it's only Erica the noobslunt,,,just humour her and act like you know what she's talking about she'll soon stop bugging you.

by smudgeybum April 24, 2008

Nooseantz

A slur or insult used against gay people.

Ew he is dating a guy, he is such a Nooseantz.

by NOOSEBEANZ January 7, 2018

Noobpanti

Verb in latin hindi meaning to do noob things.

Kishu bohot noobpanti kerta hai. (eng translation: Kishu does very noob things)

by Thecowworshiper January 20, 2023