No Simp September

No Simping for ANYONE

Most Of Jesser's SubReddit (R/Jesser): We want Moochie in 2hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: It's no Simp September stop simping over Moochie

by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020

NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

It is when u dont poop if u poop

God will PUNISH you

SOO DONT POOP

HAVE A NICE DAY

PLS DONT POOP

BOY. I didnt poop all of September

GIRL. Why?
Boy. Because it NO SHIT September

by Imfatassbitch November 4, 2019

No Simp September pass

You get a simp pass if you’re born in the month of September

Fuck you, I’ve got a no simp September pass, bitch

by Tiddie Town November 3, 2020

No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019

No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow

"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'

by Highscore November 3, 2020

No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022