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ninjitis

An STI that slowly overtakes all brain function and at the same tame amplifies many specific brain waves. These brain waves increase hand eye coordination, motor function, reaction time, and overall lethality. Through lab testing this dreaded infection has proven to leave the afflicted with an overwhelming desire to hide in shadows while wearing all black. The disease was named "ninjitis" because in extreme cases the afflicted have been left with an additional need of seeking training and becoming a full ninja.
I think Kyle has ninjitis. I never see him anymore and he's always wearing black.
by blizzard55555 July 30, 2009
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Nirmit

Prashant: Dude who nirmit that tower
Abhay: I am a bihari i created it
by Lucky Chang November 8, 2009
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Nirmit

The coolest guy. Thinks alot about others. Purest soul ever in the world. Alway positive and luckiest men.

People's don't think more about Nirmit cauz he is beyond to your thoughts.
Sam- Hey he is nirmit .The purest soul ever in the world😃
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Nirmit

Nirmit is a kind hearted person. He is trustworthy, romantic and joyful. He always care about his family and friends. He is also good in sports
Rita : who is that cute guy

Priya: He is Nirmit!!
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ninjitis

A viral infection transmitted by Ninjas and Ninjinas. Unknown in origin, this mysterious disease will be around just as long as those damn lazy ninjas
that ninja snuffed my duff now i have to get two shots in my throat every day to keep my ninjitis at bay
by bob hastills October 10, 2005
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Ninjitous

what someone has when they are obsessed with ninjas and everything they say has to do with ninjas
Guy: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ME: It's the laughter ninjas kicking you in the face
Guy: dude you have a serious case of ninjitous
by CarbonTheory June 10, 2009
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Nigjitsu

Nigjitsu is a fighting style originating in Compton CA.. it is the ability to whoop ass one handed while simultaneously eating fried chicken and smoking Newports.
Did you see Tyrone use nigjitsu on that nigga??!! Whopped his ass while eating fried Chicken!!!
by Baby buffalo March 17, 2020
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