ninjuries

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.

I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.

by d3vilsr3j3ct82 April 11, 2015

On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

Ninjury

Sustaining an injury during ninja activities. Noun

My boy hit me with a ninja star. During practice. I got a Ninjury.

by ZeusMoose September 8, 2025

Ninjury

When you wake up with an ache or pain with no recollection of how you sustained it.

I woke up with another ninjury today. Weird thing is I literally sat on my arse all day yesterday.

by MexicanDaycareJeans March 20, 2020

Ninjury

Sustaining an injury during ninja activities. Noun

My boy threw a ninja star at me. He missed. I threw one back. He suffered a Ninjury as I hit him with return fire.

by ZeusMoose September 8, 2025

Ninjury

An injury from an accident when performing Lego Ninjago Soinjitzu moves in public

I spun so fast and fell doing my Spinjitzu now I have a ninjury

by My nodue sp April 17, 2018