o store nikolaj ø

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you

"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"

by You monkey sus November 11, 2020

Nikolaj

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. He has a great style and is very intelligent.

Boy wear on Clothes :

Girl : Wow you look very Nikolaj

by sasamaluk November 21, 2021

Nikolaj

A real gent, very possible a heavenly descendent, as you can tell from his masculine, uber super hot body. Usually insanely deadly attractive to women but he only has eyes for his one and only wifey. A hilarious man, known to make sarcastic jokes about everything, if he choose to be a comedian, he would be the worlds best for sure. Has great taste in fashion and music, especially fashion, cause he is basically the embodiment of fashion. AKA Mr. Alwaysright, because he is so intelligent, and his IQ is over 9000. Is nice to everybody. Most wonderful human being on the surface of the planet.

girl #1: "Wow look at that Nikolaj. Best guy ever!"
girl #2: "Ja I wish I have a hubby like Nikolaj."
Every girl in the universe: "OMG I LOVE HIM, HE IS THE SEXYEST BOY IN THE FRICKING WORLD!!!"

by Totaly not Sikki's friend.... September 21, 2021

NIKOLAJ

Typically is Constipated and Really loves the constipated shit

Typically the people Named Nikolaj love Constipation

by POOOP EATrwe September 2, 2020

nikolaj

Usually an amazing, funny, sweet, attractive,cool boy. Usually good as a boyfriend or even a bestfriend. Nikolaj's are boys that every girl wishes they had and the girl that has him is very lucky and all the girls that don't are jealous. He is very fun to talk to and will stay up all hours of the night text messaging.

person 1:wow that guy was super nice

person 2: oh yeah that was Nikolaj they're always nice

by Bobthekiller February 23, 2017

NIKOLAJ

TYPICALLY CONSTIPATED, AND WILL SUE ANYBODY THAT STEALS HIS DRY SHIT

NIKOLAJ CONSTIPATION PUPU

by POOOP EATrwe August 31, 2020

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is a big guy. He goes to gym a lot and he’s really strong. He’s a bit of a gymbeast.

He’s also a bit of a ladies man. He really loves to party and to drink. But on the other hand he can be a bit serious as well, he’s a really nice guy and care about his close ones.

“You’re such an Nikolaj” ( you’re such a gym guy)
“That person is doing a Nikolaj tonight” (that person is getting absolutely wasted tonight)

by Bob the builder eats ass August 7, 2019