Nikolaj

A guy that has a really cool Insta

Hey man did you see nikolajs

new pic today?

Yeah he’s so cool

I know I wish I was like him

by Tokiodaim December 16, 2017

nikolaj

Usually an amazing, funny, sweet, attractive,cool boy. Usually good as a boyfriend or even a bestfriend. Nikolaj's are boys that every girl wishes they had and the girl that has him is very lucky and all the girls that don't are jealous. He is very fun to talk to and will stay up all hours of the night text messaging.

person 1:wow that guy was super nice

person 2: oh yeah that was Nikolaj they're always nice

by Bobthekiller February 23, 2017

NIKOLAJ

TYPICALLY CONSTIPATED, AND WILL SUE ANYBODY THAT STEALS HIS DRY SHIT

NIKOLAJ CONSTIPATION PUPU

by POOOP EATrwe August 31, 2020

NIKOLAJ

Typically is Constipated and Really loves the constipated shit

Typically the people Named Nikolaj love Constipation

by POOOP EATrwe September 2, 2020

Nikolaj

A sex machine with a gigantic dick that will destroy anyone. His gigantic dick and sexy looks will make anyone fall in love in an instant. Having his perfect body the girls will swarm around him like in a bee hive. He has a great style and is very intelligent.

Boy wear on Clothes :

Girl : Wow you look very Nikolaj

by sasamaluk November 21, 2021

Nikolaj

Nikolaj is very good looking, hot, handsome, attractive, striking, stunning, fine, well proportioned, gorgeous, beautiful, stylish, funny, elegant, lovely, smart, majestic, strong, sharp, adequate, principled, disciplined, clean, nice, intelligent, superior alpha male.
He is the kind of guy to have a massive slong in his pants and his balls are the size of coconuts you find at the Philippines, both enormous and hairy. Every girl would suck them like theyre lollipops (and guys for that sake), but his balls are sadly to large to fit into a mouth.
He is as I said very smart, he knows the hardest equations.

(Nikolaj is typically homophobic, but not hurting anyones feelings)

Inferior human: Hey superior Nikolaj, what is 9 + 10? I am too dumb to find the answer.

Superior name, Nikolaj: Fellow unintelligent human, the answer is 21.

by midgetspinner22 April 5, 2022

o store nikolaj ø

Big mighty ruler, never fuck with this guy, he will fuck you up.

Now I warned you

"Oh god its o store nikolaj ø, get down and pray to him before he slaughters all of us!!"

by You monkey sus November 11, 2020