niklas bendtner

The best football player in the universe.

- Mate, did you see Wolfsburg playing yesterday against Munich?
- Yea, if Niklas Bendtner would have not been on the bench, he would have scored so many goals!

by alexgate7 July 7, 2016

Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011

Niklas

Niklas love's gasoline and braaappp

(Girl1)

Did you hear the braaappp from the engine?
(Girl2)Yeah that must be Niklas with his suzuki.

by Girlraper123 June 28, 2017

Niklas

A boy who hides his unfounded insecurities behind a cheerful and humorous character. Niklas has the best taste in music. He finds his love on Tinder and spends his afternoons, evenings and nights with her in parks, enjoying mate. Later in life, he will settle in a forest with his wife and many animals.

Person 1: Niklas is so cute! Do you think he is interested in me?
Person 2: No, he flirts with girls without realizing. He is in a relationship with Johanna.
Person 3: Oh, they make such a nice couple!

by jo9876 August 21, 2020

Niklaus.mikaelson5

Coolest

Hey have you seen niklaus.mikaelson5

No who are they
They are really cool and sussy and their bestie is sussy too

by Coolandsussytiktoker July 14, 2021

Niklas

A fuck ass. Worst person you'll probably ever meat. He ruins the fun for all. Fuck him basically.

Person 1: Oh shit it's a Niklas...
Person 2: Hide! Hide! Before all the jokes are ruined
Person 1: God he's such a fuck ass.

by TheWordyBirdy January 7, 2016

Niklaus

An extremely hawt piece of Asian ass.

Did you see that Asian? He was such a Niklaus.

by Lammy_kinz October 18, 2008