Nickocado Avocado

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )

Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

by Dino Chicken Nuggets October 8, 2021

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The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.

I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

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A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.

There is this one dude by the name of Nikocado Avocado that acts like a baby

by ErikTheEliminator151 December 15, 2022

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A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.

Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.

by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023

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The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado

Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022