Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"

"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"

by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020

Neville Longbottom

(n)

A forgetful, goofy wizard who became rebellious and bad-ass (see BAMF). A fellow Gryffindor in Harry's year (see Harry Potter), Neville used to be shy, friendless, tearful, forgetful, and a bit of a loser.
However, in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Neville became one of the most BAMFW (Bad Ass Mother Fucker Wizards) in the world. :)

B.A.M.F. moments of Neville Longbottom, in "Deathly Hallows":

1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head was on fire.
2. He stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.

3. He stood up to the Carrows, asking them how much Muggle blood they've got.
4. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.

by Average_jo October 26, 2009

Nevillegasm

n.
The orgasmic sound made by Gary Neville when Fernando Torres scored against Barcelona on 2012/04/24.

intr.v.
To experience a nevillegasm.

Nevillegasm is a portmanteau of Gary Neville's name, and orgasm.

Gary Neville: "Fernando Torres..."
Commentator 1: "This could be it. This could be the most dramatic story of the season."
Gary Neville: "Ooooooooooooh Unnnnnnhhhhhhh Aaaaagh. Un-believable. Unbelievable" <<< that is a Nevillegasm

by crapdragon September 25, 2012

Nevillesexual

where you are mad in love with Neville Longbottom !!

Y/N - I cant stop simping over neville !
harry- you must be Nevillesexual !
Y/N - I am ! hey guys im nevillesexual!!

by nataliesx December 29, 2020

Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

Neville Longbottomed

(verb)- made to believe that a person or character is unattractive, and then to find out they are the hottest thing on two feet,

origin- English- after the character Neville Longbottom from the popular Harry Potter series by British author J.K. Rowling

That show Neville Longbottomed us in season two. The main character turned so hot!

by whatnow35 December 14, 2013

Assume the Jess Neville

The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.

The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.

Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.

by Mr. Side Poo April 30, 2011