When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
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To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction: or the forces of two bodies, one being the force required to move an object away from the center of a gravitational field and the other being poo directed toward the center of the same gravitational field, on each other are always equal and are directed in opposite directions.
I had a bad case of the mudbutt earlier this morning and my situation just got so much worse. Newton's Log just caused me to spray a conical mist of liquid ass all over the room. I need to change my pants, underwear and the curtains.
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In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
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Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.
If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere
Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.
If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere
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Dude, that Senator is beating up on gays. He just following Newton's 4th law of political dynamics. He must be gay.
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Dude, i was totaly like doin a chick last night and i swear there was some Newton's balls action going on, it was freaky!
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-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).
-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)
- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)
-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).
-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)
- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)
Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.
Dude 2: That's what she said.
Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said
Dudes: TWNS!!!
Dude 2: That's what she said.
Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said
Dudes: TWNS!!!
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