News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
by K-Ro September 16, 2008
Get the news feed mug.The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.
Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.
by brems November 15, 2009
Get the It was on my news feed mug.What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?
Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?
Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 7, 2010
Get the It showed up on my news feed mug.when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.
- OR -
Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
Joey: News feed.
- OR -
Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
by Frescagazz April 28, 2011
Get the news feed mug.to know someone's business on facebook.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.
Girl 1: Remember that guy I dated last year? He wants to be my friend on Facebook.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.
by dcgrill August 5, 2008
Get the in your news-feed mug.The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
News-Feed
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.
by bluecenturion September 9, 2006
Get the news-feed mug.The past tense form of the facebook newsfeed (commonly used as a noun). Meaning to have read an item on your newsfeed in the past.
I know. I was newsfed that last night. :(
by Correct, you know December 18, 2010
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