nerks

A slang term for chips in parts of Northern England. Mostly Yorkshire.

I'm off to the chippy to get a bag of nerks.

by RobDar January 17, 2012

nerk

Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.

Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.

"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."

Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."

by Jerry January 17, 2004

nerks

when nipples get hard due to coldness

when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!

by bajan_ccp September 1, 2008

nerk

adj. a statment describing an object or situation in a positive manner. A synonym for cool, sweet or werd, often used by itself.

"dude, I'm getting my new computer tomorrow!"
"nerk"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

nerk

work for a fish-shop chip.
used mostly in the Rawdon/Yeadon area in West Yorkshire.

i want some fish n nerks

by LRJD February 26, 2007

nerk

cross between a nerd and a jerk

when he uses exacting facts and figures, he can be such a nerk.

by mauitikitiki November 27, 2012

nerk

Nerk, Nerking, to Nerk, Nerks. pronounced "nurk"- noun, person. verb.

1. noun- A cheap or uninteresting friend. One who is unassuming and generally pretty lame.

2. verb- To not really be doing anything. i.e. sitting around at home, watching television.

1. "Hey, look at that cheap nerk over there."

2. "Hey, Jim, what are you up to today?" "Oh, not much Ricky, just nerking around like a nerk."

by Nerk Nerklinsonsensinsensons. July 25, 2009