netspeak

Otherwise known as chatspeak, a process of shortening words and replacing letters with different letters and/or symbols to supposedly make the typing process shorter. Lacks proper punctuation and capitalization. Hard to understand and a sign of idiocy when used heavily, but sometimes useful when in a hurry or text messaging.

Stupid: LYKE ONG!!!ONEONE11!!

i g2g to da stor 2day c ya l8er LOLZ

i @m 5o 1337 i pwn joo

Useful: Uh oh, I have to go answer the phone. BRB.

by Yonnie October 24, 2004

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

newspeak liberal

A socialist (or more generally, a person that loves government taxing "the rich" and helping the poor) that doesn't want to identify as such. He or she gets inspiration from George Orwell' 1984 by torturing the language and using a word meaning "free" to hide their authoritarian intents.

In the U.S., self-identified liberals are really newspeak liberals as they favor government intervention and collective rights. In Europe, liberals are truer to their origins, i.e. in favor of limited government and individual rights - they would be called libertarian in the U.S.

by Gray Sheep December 9, 2014

nerdsplaining

Explaining in an overly intellectual, obsessively detailed way, particularly when the topic is obscure or highly technical.

can you just stop nerdsplaining the chemical process, please? I just want to enjoy the fucking burger!

by blackpawz June 9, 2018

Nerdsplanation

A long winded, overly technical explination of something that can be easily defined in layman's terms;

easily identifying random technical components that are not in common knowledge

The Ham Radio enthusiast in the group of guys playing Call of Duty noticed and properly identified the actual type of antenna is a "Woodpecker" and goes into a nerdsplanation. (Wiki search Russian Woodpecker)

by Coordinator3 October 20, 2011

netspeak

A sure sign of stupidity.

OMG!!!1 UR so kewl! LOLOL!!!!!!1

by anonimus May 26, 2003

netspeak

What incoherent morons overuse because they're too idiotic to type a few extra letters.

People who 'type lyke dis' should die because 'lyke' isn't even shorthand.

by Not Another Teen Trend May 27, 2003