Text door neighbour

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.

Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'

by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008

friendly neighbour

Your doing a girl from behind..then u get one of your buddies to slip in real quick when you pull out so the girl doesnt notice...then you go outside knock on the window and wave

man me and dave did a friendly neighbour to this one girl at a partyy

by hiddink May 3, 2007

visit the neighbour

Meaning the neighbour of the vagina ... referring to anal sex.

Friend1: "Did you bang her!?" Visit the neighbour."
Friend2: "Ya man."

by CBCB June 1, 2006

The Neighbour's Kid

Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (Aka Pewdiepie)

Parents: "You should go and be friends with The Neighbour's Kid."
Son/Daughter: "You mean Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg?"

by boingyplunk December 2, 2020

ex-door neighbour

Someone who used to live next door to you; either they moved away or you moved away

Guy 1: Who is Josh going on a date with?
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.

by Big Sig & Bad News Brookes July 9, 2010

mah neighbour

A replacement for 'mah nigga'. It is often used in a comic and non-offensive way.

It is our black friend Tyrone's birthday today. Oh really? Congratulate mah neighbour for me.

by Minero July 29, 2014

Guilty Neighbour Sex

When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.

Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!

by HornyPixie May 16, 2010