Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

Neegaroo

A black basket ball player that can jump very high.

NEE-GAH-ROO

Shaquille O'Neal is such a Neegaroo.

by LethalCAM December 4, 2009

Liam Neeson

To punch and or chop someone in the throat or neck with the unique skills you have acquired over a long career.

To cause bodily harm to those who have TAKEN things from you.

When I found the people who took my daughter, I Liam Neesoned them into submission.

by Blackest Dragon March 7, 2011

neegry

When yo bitch miss yo ass so much dat she get angry and ignores yo ass for the rest of the day.

Damn dude, Pipaluk was so neegry the other day that she hung up on me!

by Batmannam September 3, 2018

negoshitting

when you are shitting on the toilet while negotiating for stock market trades

Stock market trader: "hey, you got those apple shares you want to sell"

Andre: "Yeah, i want $269 per share, you dig?"

Andre's roomate: "hey i made hot pockets, want some?"

Andre: "yeah bro, hold on a sec though, I'm negoshitting"

by BINGOBABIE May 7, 2020

Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.

Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*

by sbj1786 February 15, 2009