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needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
by FPB June 18, 2008
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needless sacrifice syndrome

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.
Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.
by Superdragonswordninja May 14, 2009
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Needlesick

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.
Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.
by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017
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needletail

Person 1: Oh look at that fish. It's not moving.
Person 2: It's a Needletail
by -Shiloh- August 4, 2017
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Needles, CA

A town in the desolate part of San Bernardino county. Has the best dispensaries out of the entire tri state area as well. Other than that, there's not that much shit to do, this place is filled with loads of fucking tweakers, and most areas in this town are completely run down. Whatever you do, don't fucking move to this town unless your rich!
Needles, CA? Fuck nah man, I'm only going there for their dank ass weed, nothing else!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
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Penis Needles

Penis needles

Penis Needles is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and pain endurance.

It consists of a "needle", lithographed with a comic likeness of a doctor (nicknamed "Dr. Prickles") and a large, red syringe for storing a variety of liquids packaged with the game. In the syringe plunger are a number of mechanical springs that gyrate the needle to give it its "Jackhammer Effect". To work, the game requires two AA batteries.

There is one set of cards included with the game: Taker cards. There is also a set of dice: Giver dice. Each player rolls the dice before every round. The player with the highest roll is dubbed the "Giver" for said round. This means he will be injecting the "Taker". If he happens to also be the taker for that round, he must inject himself.

Players take turns to pick Taker cards, which offer a cash payment for injecting a particular liquid, using the needle and syringe. If a player successfully injects an entire vile into his penis, said player collects the amount shown on their card. However, if the metal tip of the syringe is removed before the entire dose is injected (affectionately know as a "low ball"), a buzzer sounds, and the player loses their turn. The winner is the player with the most money after all the vials have been injected.
Damn I have more track marks on my penis than a heroin addict has on their forearms on account of all the Penis Needles I've been playing.
by drprickles December 10, 2013
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fear of needles

the worst motherfuckin fear to have
"your dying dad is in need of your type of blood"
your fear of needles will kill your dad
by catirfic November 4, 2013
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