National Bully Short People day 

Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

National Bully Short People day by blueberryacres May 18, 2022

National bully Short people day 

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties

Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie

National bully Short people day by Amy mbik November 30, 2020

National Punch Short People Day 

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

National Punch Short People Day by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

National Bully Short People day 

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

National Bully Short People day by volanta May 27, 2023

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

National Yeet short people day 

On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.

“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”

“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”

National Yeet short people day by Baaabbby. November 11, 2021

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed

What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

National Throw Short People Day by Fjsogkrnfnk October 18, 2021