National Fuck Meat Day

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!
by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019
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National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!
by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020
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National Fuck Pyro Day

This day will never happen
National Fuck Pyro Day situation:

*THERE IS NO SITUATION*
by Haedez October 08, 2021
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national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!
Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”
by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 01, 2022
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national fuck pussy day

When u grab any girl and just fuck he with no condom on and make sure u fuck more then one
I fucked 6 girls today

I fucked 3 girls today on National fuck pussy day
by Kyle Meyer October 09, 2017
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National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.
It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!
by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019
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National Fuck Chris Day

November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile
Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow

Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking

Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea
by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021
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