bump nasties

sex

see "bump uglies"

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

deigo nasties

The overly tan, usually Italian boys or manwhores that sleep with anything that walks.

The Gotti's

Man he's cute, but don't sleep with him. I think he's one of those deigo nasties.

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

the nasties

A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.

Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.

Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!

Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.

Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!

by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

shack nasties

Noun: Stuck inside for too long. An urge to get out and enjoy company and outdoor activities. Usually felt after a long winter or a government overreach from a corona scare. Also known as Cabin fever.

"Hey Chels, I'm getting the shack nasties, this governor wont let me leave the house. Ima sneak over for a rona handy."

by Badge1 May 13, 2020

big nasties

Beach ball sized droopy titties

Pat: "Why does yo sister keep trippin?'"
Dirty D: "Because she has big nasties. You want to sqeeuze 'em?"
Pat: "Roll those bitches up"

by PBZ November 18, 2007

green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

by xdabbadabbadoox3 May 26, 2008