Nappetizer

A) Noun. The final alcoholic beverage one consumes before losing consciousness. Usually associated with irrational exuberance and unwarranted confidence. After ingesting a nappetizer, most details of the evening must later be forensically reconstructed with the help of friends, as recall is impaired significantly.

B) Noun. A nightcap.

"Dude, that 7th shot of Jager was totally his nappetizer. What the fuck was he thinking?"

"Hey, baby -- why don't you come inside for a quick nappetizer? Plus we can play Guitar Hero..."

by 3E7H October 8, 2012

nappatizer

A small nap prior to greater sleep.

I need a nap after my nappatizer.

by BrookeNM November 18, 2017

Nappatizer

The snack you eat before you take a nap while someone else is preparing your next meal

Rich,why are you eating left over pasta? I’m about to start making breakfast. Chill rookie firemen, I’m having a nappatizer so I can sleep until you’re done making the shift breakfast.

by Windchaser July 14, 2018

Nappetizer

A form of rest shorter than a nap – never longer than 20 minutes – that occurs late in the day but still a few hours before actually going to sleep for the night.

I was really tired and it was only 8pm but I wanted to stay up until at least 2am, so I decided to take a nappetizer for 10 minutes.

by Licensed_Nerd February 10, 2023

nappetizer

When you fall asleep and take a nap and then wake up and go to bed for the night

I just hit the craziest nappetizer ever bro

Dang that nappetizer was what I needed

by DaddyB2244 November 13, 2025