Napperkin

A formal handkerchief first mentioned in the poem The Man He Killed by Thomas Hardy.

Right many a napperkin!

by E. L. Hardy December 8, 2010

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007

Narberth

The big little town in the middle of the Main Line. One who lives in Narberth is frequently referd to as a Narb. Has three cops who do nothing. A sweet place to live.

I live in Narberth and i love going to mapes every day. its the shit

by narb master February 15, 2005

naperthrill

a sarcastic word used in place of the actual suberb, naperville. it references how there is nothing to do in naperville; naperville is boring.

person 1: where are you spending spring break?
person 2: naperthrill.
person 1: same. fml.

by goodneighbor April 11, 2011

Narberth

Narberth … what do we say about narberth

1. Shithole

Wow narberth is a shit hole

by Callumbignose December 11, 2021

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

Naperville

A New Money suburb located 30 minutes west of Chicago. Naperville is mostly middle to upper middle class. Naperville's recent notoriety has given it's residents a false sense of affluence. not all Napervillians suffer from affluenza (a terrible disease where you believe that you're superior to those around you) in fact, some are devout Christians who spend their free time doing charity work... This town also has a large variety of activities for people of all ages including Rib Fest and Last fling. the main high school is Naperville central. ranked among the top 3 high schools in Illinois. the school is going under a $84 million renovation as of 2009. The majority of Naperville's resident have a certain level of self respect. while it isn't uncommon to find an 8th grader in DTN where no more than a swim suit top and booty shorts. Naperville has the second lowest crime rate in the Midwest 334 bars nearly 5,000 restaurants within 10 miles 4 golf courses 6 country clubs a beach an average bmi of 24(thin) Naperville is extremely diverse and secure. if you feel like being around well mannered considerate people come to NAPERVILLE

Girl #1:" so where are you from?"
Girl #2:"oh, im from Naperville"
Girl #1:" ew you mean that tacky town where the houses have brick fronts and panel siding?"
Girl #2:" That was really rude of you. didn't your parents teach you any better?"
Girl #1:" no, i'm from Winnetka"
Girl #1:"oh, that explains a lot"

by WERTHEBESTNUR2 July 15, 2010