Nani

Shortening of the word "Poonani" which is slang for vagina or pussy.

"I know I was supposed to play Xbox but there was Nani and alcohol to be had"

by John Fitzgeralt June 12, 2015

Nani

The last words of shaquille o neil before he was struck by lego yoda in a 2001 honda civic. During the famous yoguhurt trials of 2012, a video of this incident was used to convict lego yoda, who was given the death sentence, but managed to escape after an epic spoon duel. He is still at large.

Shaq look out
Nani?
Nooooo

by surfaceareaofacow December 10, 2019

Nani

What. The word means what

Nani? Huh?

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

Nani

Slang word for baby

Guy: "How was your day nani?"
Girl: "It was good."

by Baby girl2.0 January 29, 2017

Nani

A parasite that takes form of a whole vagina on a dusty bitch’s chesticles.

Did you see her cleavage? She had an entire Nani chilling on her mud flaps.

by AkinaLove May 27, 2018

Nani

A word used between Lebanese Manchester United fans to call someone else an idiot.

you are as useless as Nani

by Daedelius January 7, 2018

Nani

Very Rude n shit. Lazy. Don’t text back. But nice too

You such a Nani

by Nani’s baby daddy October 19, 2017