Namaste

a word thrown around by trustifarians and hippies as they shop in whole foods while wearing their eco-green birkenstocks.

Whoa dude, namaste! These organic melons are huge!

by Namalamadingdong April 5, 2010

Namaste

The parting words of the clueless New Age trust fund baby.

"Well, I should probably get going." "Ok, then! Namaste!"

by D Dilligaf August 6, 2012

Namasty

nuh-MAS-ty. (adj.)

Disgusting, fetid, smelly, or otherwise filthy in a hippy-ish way.

Rolf twisted a headband into a tight ribbon around his pile of malodorous dreadlocks, acquiring a sheen of namasty head grease upon his fingers as he did so.

by Larfapotamus December 17, 2011

Namaste

1. A spiritual greeting or goodbye that was robbed from Hindus by hipsters to sound like they are at peace with themselves when in reality they have completely lost it.

2. Alternatively means, "Fuck you, I have anxiety," derived from South Park.

-Hi, how can I take your order?

-Namaste. What do you have that is organic, non-GMO, and vegan?

-Fuck you too. We have boxed water.

-Perfect, I'll take it! Namaste.

by WhatAFlail December 3, 2018

Namaste

Situational definition meaning “fuck off” or “go to hell”. Best used at work when a customer deserves being told to Fuck off, but you can’t because you’ll get fired.

“Thank you for the 2% tip sir. Namaste”

by NotMayorRwood May 19, 2021

Sarcastic Namaste

It is the use of the Namaste emoji 🙏 to show sarcasm. Using it is like begging for leave or asking the person you are talking to you to stop talking whatever they are talking about...

Person 1: So My Audi broke down and I had to drive my benz today...
Person 2:🙏( Sarcastic namaste) Bro dont show off please

by Crobsdefinesthings May 13, 2021

Namaste

A term popularized by stoner hippies usually said while high. It basically means that they honor your spirit.

1: I'm trippin' balls man!

2: namaste bro, namaste.

by def'nguy September 5, 2012