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nosey cunt

someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.
lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments
to be all up in someone's business all the damn time.
Do you really have to check out my mySpace profile 20 times a day? You are one nosey ass bitch.
nosey ass by mz.sunflowers April 25, 2006

Nosey Parker 

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.
Nosey Parker by Melodic January 5, 2017

Nosey Motherfucka 

A prick that's always gotta be in your face or listening to your conversations all the time. A.K.A Shanimus Maximus
Me: Hey, why don't we organize the website this way instead?

*Nosey Motherfucka bursts in the office

Nosey Motherfucka: HEY! WHAT! I HEARD CHANGE! WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M NOT SURE I APPROVE!

Me: Get the hell outta here you nosey motherfucka!
Nosey Motherfucka by thegreatone1287 November 15, 2006

Nosey Parker 

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.
I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

Nosey Seagull 

Also known as a shoulder surfer : a person that loiters just off your shoulder whilst you are typing/surfing.

Usually the first indication of a nosey seagull is a useless throwaway comment about what you are looking at...
they can also be identified by the tilting of their head that catches your eye...then when you turn round, their stupid big fucking beak is almost touching your face.

They also have a nasty habit of picking up and reading printouts from a printer, that clearly do not belong to them.

They also tend to have stupid names like Roger.
Roger the nosey seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Fuck off you big Nosey Seagull cunt" (the prefix and suffix used here are not always required but make it sound awesome.)

Alternative versions can be used when talking to a nosey seagull that happens to be your boss:

Roger the nosey boss seagull: "I see you're looking at the old interweb there?"
Jeff: "Bad Nosey Seagull!" (you can then either repeat this or add "cunt" depending on how much you like your job)
Nosey Seagull by woim August 3, 2011