netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.

Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.

by lush July 4, 2004

Notaphobia

Fear of leaving unreaded notifications. or a person who doesn't like leaving unread notifications in their social accounts.

"He doesn't leave unread texts because he has notaphobia."
- "He is a notaphobic, he doesn't leave unread messages."

by Shakespeare! November 10, 2021

nophobia

The fear of nothing

I have nophobia, i fear nothing

by Maxifire32 September 23, 2022

Neophobias

New and unusual phobias probably made up by 14 yrs old online so they can relate with others suffering real phobia or illness for attention. It's like neopronouns for phobias.

Ex: Urbdicphobia fear of Urban Dictionary

A: Waaa grass so scary!
B: Omg do you have grassophobia , me too
A: What's that
B: It's one of the Neophobias which is fear of grass
A: Oh i'm not grassophobia just genshin player

by Severe Amogusphobic October 6, 2022

Nigphobia

The fear of accidentally calling a black person a "nigger".

I had trouble controlling my nigphobia in a game of pick up basket ball.

by Bruce Jenner is a lady May 18, 2015

NeophobiA

Fear Of The New...Yet To g0d...Nothing Is New...

8:39pm«@ NeophobiA» nah nothing new
...See? He Is A g0d...hehe

by _EV|L_B|TC|-|_ March 9, 2003