Newting

The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.
Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"
by FabledEnigma September 03, 2019
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newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.
Look at John, he's totally newted.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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newt

a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash
by jfman January 05, 2005
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Newt

NOT a lizard. Not even a reptile. In fact, it is a mostly aquatic amphibian closely related to salamanders and axolotls. Newts are predatory and like to eat aquatic worms, that can be ordered from Carolina Biological Supply (for you biologists out there.) A newt hatches from the egg with gills, but metamorphoses within the first few months of its life. Once a newt has metamorphosed, it may come out on land, but often will spend most of its time in the water. This depends on the species.
Alpine newts, gold-dust newts, firebelly newts, marbled newts, red-spotted newts, crested newts
by Ukulelelike July 05, 2012
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Newt

A character in The Maze Runner series that deserved SO MUCH BETTER! I mean seriously James, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?! My heart along with so many others' hearts just shattered into MILLIONS of pieces. TRILLIONS! You cannot be forgiven... well maybe if there's some fantasmical spin off where Newt never died and yea...
A PERSON: "Wait, who's Newt???"
ME: *starts crying and has a mental breakdown while trying to say... trying... the page... the forbidden page...*
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Newt

Small animal that has the power to run at a super-sonic speed.
Damn that newt is fast.
by Jack May 08, 2003
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Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 07, 2011
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