My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

My wife or my sister by sexxxxxxxxxx December 19, 2008

Riding the Bus With My Sister

When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Can be shortened to Riding the Bus.

"Do you really think you should wear leggings under your skirt? It's a little Riding the Bus with My Sister."

or

"Don't talk so loud in the movie theater. It makes you too Riding the Bus With My Sister."

Riding the Bus With My Sister by The Carester September 26, 2005

My sister chloe 

She’s a melt and a dickhead but a little pretty she sleeps all day and games all night she has no manners but sometimes if she’s in a good mood she’s polite and is nice to people if not she’s a bitch

My sister Chloe is a melt

My sister chloe by S olivia May 31, 2019

I have to see my sister in Freo 

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice

"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"

I have to see my sister in Freo by Ttaym October 16, 2013

not my sister 

a gorgeous woman who you have so much in common and love so much that she could be your sister

sarita is sooo crazy sexy cool im glad shes not my sister so we can have relations

not my sister by j-z August 9, 2012

My Sister 

A FUCK ASSHOLE BITCH ASS. GIRL CAN WEITE FUCKING WORDS WHILE AT THE AGE OF 9. THIS GIRL IS FUCKING RETARDED

Hey, My sister is a bitch

I agree

My Sister by V1NCE IS NOT A PUSSY August 9, 2022

My sister in law 

Someone who’s a whore.

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

My sister in law by Bawston69 August 10, 2020