my dad

he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie

by NoodleHeadAss November 15, 2018

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

by Rick June 6, 2004

My Dad

He gave me Aids.

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"

by MyDadGaveMeAids! December 3, 2018

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021

my dad

a term coined by rapper Wiz Khalifa that is use to refer to a friend. interchangeable with my homie or my nigga.

that sharpie sized doob you rolled is g, my dad.

by eygirlmelenie April 5, 2010

MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life

"oh no my dad is in jail"

by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018

My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago

My dad left when i was 5

by BigBruh1424 May 12, 2019