Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

by Ali-angelo_YT February 17, 2020

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi

I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!

by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024