My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless

My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.

by rucus7 June 22, 2011

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 24, 2022

pissing my whistle

when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough

Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang”

by pribadadada July 12, 2024

Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 24, 2024

My backpack got pissed on

A Snapchat story posted by Malcolm Anderson.

Person A: My backpack got pissed on

Person B: L

by Funny sandwich man August 30, 2022

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022