My Mom

the president

"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"

by crackersam April 27, 2003

My mom

shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe

Whoa shit man my moms way to protective

by PYRO October 11, 2004

My Mom

some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.

Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!

by Shea April 6, 2003

MY MOM

the punchline in a joke

"you know who else is my mom? MY MOM!"

by the guy under you December 20, 2021

My mom

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind

My mom is not her jo voetsek

by Sugaboi October 1, 2020

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

my mom

Everybody tells their mom they're the best mom in the world, so which one is ACTUALLY THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom is the best mom in the whole world!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021